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Trust you to try and skive off to some cushy option.
There's nothing cushy about life in the Women's Auxiliary Balloon
Corps!
-- Edmund and Cpt. Darling : Private Plane
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Good Lord! Captain Blackadder! I thought you were..
. ...Playing tennis? -- Cpt. Darling and Edmund : Private Plane...
When I was a small boy, I used to watch the marshwarblers swooping in my mother's undercroft.
And I remember thinking - would Man ever dare do the same?...
Come on, I wasn't born yesterday. More's the pity. We could have started your personality from scratch.
-- Cpt. Darling and Edmund : Private Plane...
Do you know what the penalty is for disobeying orders, Blackadder?
Um...courtmartial followed by immediate cessation of chocolate rations?...
You're guilty as hell. You haven't got a chance. Why thankyou Darling.
And I hope your mother dies in a freak yachting accident....
We've shot off over a million cannon shells, and what's the result?
One dachschund with a slight limp. -- Edmund : Private Plane...
Are you sure this is what you saw, Blackadder? Absolutely.
I mean, there may have been a few more armament factories, and not _quite_ as many elephants, but....
In short, a German spy is giving way every one of our battle plans.
You look surprised, Blackadder. I cerainly am, sir....
Excerpts From The First Annual Nerd Bowl (#5) A commercial that aired during the live ASCII broadcast of the game
Having trouble staying awake for weeks at a time working on that latest hack?...