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The Reason That Husbands And Wives Do Not Understand Each Other Is Because They Belong To Different Sexes.
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The reason that husbands and wives do not understand each other is because they
belong to different sexes.
-- Dorothy Dix
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And the top story for today: wives live longer than husbands because they are not married to women.
Colin Mochrie in "Whose Line is it Anyway?...
Interpreter, n.: One who enables two persons of different languages to understand each other by repeating to each what it would have been to the interpreter's advantage for the other to have said.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
INTERPRETER: One who enables two persons of different languages to understand each other by repeating to each what it would have been to the interpreter's advantage for the other to have said.
Interpreter: One who enables two persons of different languages to understand each other by repeating to each what it would have been to the interpreter's advantage for the other to have said.
Husbands are chiefly good lovers when they are betraying their wives.
The Welsh are the only husbands to put their wives on their national flag.
Why do other people hear our voices different than we do? Because their heads are full of mush.