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• Do married women make the best wives?
• Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
  -- Johnny Carso...
• It's a fact women live longer than men-especially widows.
• Did you know that married men live longer than single men?
  So, if you want to die a slow death, get married!!! -- Dave Maynard...
• The reason that husbands and wives do not understand each other is because they belong to different sexes.
  -- Dorothy Dix...
• Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than me
  although he was twice married, it never occured to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths....
• Do married people live longer, or does it just seem that way?
• Husbands are chiefly good lovers when they are betraying their wives.
• The Welsh are the only husbands to put their wives on their national flag.