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• Yow! It's a hole all the way to downtown Burbank! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• What we need in this country, instead of Daylight Savings Time, which nobody really understands anyway, is a new concept called Weekday Morning Time, whereby at 7 a.
  m. every weekday we go into a space- launch-style hold for two to three hours, during which it just remains 7 a....
• Homer: [gasps] You mean I get five percent off on everything in the store just because I look like -- I mean, just because I _am_ Krusty the Klown?
  Apu: How could I charge full price to the man whose lust for filthy magazines kept me in business during that first shaky year?...
• It's all so painfully empty and lonesome... I don't think I can stand any more of it.
  .. the whole dreadful way we are born, die, and are never missed....
• It's all so painfully empty and lonesome... I don't think I can stand any more of it.
  .. the whole dreadful way we are born, die, and are never missed....
• If you could take all the laughter this man has given us, it would reach to the universe and fill up the black hole in space.
  ' -- Tony Orlando on Bob Hope...
• I tripped over a hole that was sticking up out of the ground.