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If You Could Take All The Laughter This Man Has Given Us, It Would Reach To The Universe And Fill Up The Black Hole In Space.
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'If you could take all the laughter this man has given us, it would
reach to the universe and fill up the black hole in space.'
-- Tony Orlando on Bob Hope
Related:
Black hole: The "subway" of the universe......
Given that God is infinite, and given that the Universe is infinite.
.. would you like a toasted tea cake? -- Talkie Toaster in Red Dwarf 'White Hole'...
Tony Orlando and DAWN!
You can always get the truth from an American statesman after he has turned seventy, or given up all hope of the presidency.
-- Wendell Phillip...
O' LEVEL COUNTER CULTURE Timewarp allowed: 3 hours.
Do not scrawl situationalist graffiti in the margins or stub your rollups in the inkwells....
COPY UNIVERSE::[GALAXY]EARTH.SOL HOLE::[BLACK]
Tony: I am afraid the time has come for you to pay us.
Krusty: Look, I'm cleaned out. Just take the Clown College....
Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space? -- Zippy the Pinhead
What would *you* call the creation of the universe? The Horrendous Space Klablooie! -- Watterso