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• Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.
  -- Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) (1835-1910)...
• Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• There are no people who are quite so vulgar as the over-refined.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Such is the human race. Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party didn't miss the boat.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• Honesty is the best policy--when there is money in it. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• The church is always trying to get other people to reform
  it might not be a bad idea to reform itself. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...