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Such Is The Human Race. Often It Does Seem Such A Pity That Noah And His Party Didn't Miss The Boat.
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Such is the human race. Often it does seem such a pity that Noah
and his party didn't miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
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