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• How do you kill a fag? A put a mole in his hamster cage.
• If you would keep your soul From spotted sight or sound, Live like the velvet mole
  Go burrow underground. -- Elinor Hoyt Wylie (1885-1928) "The Eagle and the Mole" (1921)...
• Responding to it's true name, the mole asks you to follow him and he will will lead you to a new place.
• The mole has burrowed through the wall, as you follow him the wall behind behind you caves in.
  There is no way back!...
• The mole is frightened and runs off!
• Anonymous Noncoward writes, "For my Economics 101 class, I have to pretend to be Bill Gates and write an editorial defending Microsoft against anti-trust charges, citing economic principles.
  To complete such an assignment violates every moral fiber of my body....