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• I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
  -- An English Professor, Ohio University...
• I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
  --English Professor, Ohio University...
• I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
  -- Professor Lowd, English, Ohio University...
• I'm returning this note to you, instead of your paper, because it (your paper) presently occupies the bottom of my bird cage.
  -- English Professor, Providence College...
• I'm returning this note to you, instead of your paper, because it (your paper) presently occupies the bottom of my bird cage.
  -- English Professor, Providence College...