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• Infinite-Monkey Theorem: n. "If you put an {infinite} number of monkeys at typewriters, eventually one will bash out the script for Hamlet.
  (One may also hypothesize a small number of monkeys and a very long period of time....
• Infinite-Monkey Theorem n. "If you put an infinite number of monkeys at typewriters, eventually one will bash out the script for Hamlet.
  (One may also hypothesize a small number of monkeys and a very long period of time....
• You could be replaced by an infinite number of monkeys.
• I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W.
  Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon. -- Bill Hi...
• O father, what a hell of witchcraft lies In the small orb of one particular tear.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Sonnets & other Poetry -- A Lover's Complaint, Line 288...
• Ford, there's an infinite number of monkeys out here who wish to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they've worked up.
  -- Arthur De...
• I've got the world's oldest typewriter... It types in pencil.
• For those who didn't make it to page 249 of "The Anthropic Cosmological Principle" by John Barrow and Frank Tiple
  I quote "In a randomly infinite Universe, any event occurring here and now with finite probability must be occurring simultaneously at an infinite number of other sites in the Universe....
• If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they MIGHT write all the books in the British museum.
  -- Sir Arthur Eddingto...