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• Gumperson's Law: The probability of a given event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.
• There are a finite number of jokes in the universe.
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• Every Horse has an Infinite Number of Legs (proof by intimidation)
  Horses have an even number of legs. Behind they have two legs, and in front they have fore-legs....
• Zero-One-Infinity Rule prov. "Allow none of foo, one of foo, or any number of foo.
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• When we contemplate the whole globe as one great dewdrop
  iped and dotted with continents and islands, flying through space with all other stars all singing and shining together as one, the whole universe appears as an infinite storm of beauty....
• The probability of an event's occurring varies directly with the perversity of the inanimate object involved and inversely with product of its desirability and the effort expended to produce it.
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• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising
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