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• A topologist is a person who does not know the difference between a doughnut and a coffee cup.
  -- John Kelly...
• Communist (n.): A person winning an argument with a Conservative.
• TRAITOR (n.): A person winning an argument with a liberal.
• The difference between philosophy and theology: if you have an argument over philosophy, you get red in the face.
  Over theology you throw bombs....
• It is better to lose an instant of your life, than your life in an instant.
  -- Italian Bumper Sticke...
• Drinking coffee for instant relaxation? That's like drinking alcohol for instant motor skills.
  -- Marc Price...
• That's the difference between me and the rest of the world!
  Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria! -- Calvi...
• There's a world of difference between truth and facts. Facts can obscure truth. -- Maya Angelou