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Drinking Coffee For Instant Relaxation? That's Like Drinking Alcohol For Instant Motor Skills.
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Drinking coffee for instant relaxation? That's like drinking alcohol for
instant motor skills.
-- Marc Price
Related:
Instant asshole: Just add alcohol.
Instant idiot! Just add alcohol.
Instant Human: Just Add Coffee...
Sportscasters like an instant replay.
Quote #250 [analogy with cicero deleted
analogies are like instant coffee] -- Peter da Silva...
The drinking age should be 18. When you're 18 years old you're old enough to vote.
You should be old enough to drink. Look at who we have to vote for!...
There is a world of difference between making instant coffee and winning an argument with an Italian.
Flat out, like a lizard drinking.
Bartender, I'd like whatever the man on the floor was drinking.