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• Careful, men. He wets his pants. -- Smithers' instructions to security, "Stark Raving Dad
• I will not be as those who spend the day in complaining of the head-ache, and the night in drinking the wine that gives the headache.
  -- Goethe...
• There are a couple of things a man loses when he gets older.
  One's his memory. I've forgotten the other....
• Lisa: Stop! Don't shoot my Dad. He's innocent. He wouldn't hurt a fly!
  [they open the door] Burns: [being strangled and shaken] Ho-mer Simp-son!...
• I have a few good reasons for drinking And one has just entered my head If a man can't drink when he's living How the hell can he drink when he's dead?
• One meets his lord in a narrow street. No blame.
• If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants. -- A. Einstein.
• When a person goes on a diet, the first thing he loses is his temper.