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• Burns: Well, judging by his outlandish attire, he's some sort of free-thinking anarchist.
  Smithers: I'll call security, sir. Burns: Excellent....
• Burns: Why is that man in pink! Smithers: Oh, that's Homer Simpson, sir.
  He's one of your boobs from Sector 7-G. Burns: Simpson, eh? -- "Stark Raving Dad...
• Homer: This isn't fair! How can you tell who's sane and who's insane?
  Doctor: Well, we have a very simple method. [stamps his hand, `INSANE'] Whoever has that stamp on his hand is insane....
• Man: Homer, this is Floyd. He's an idiot savant.
  Give him any two numbers, and he can multiply them in his head, just like that....
• Lisa: Bart, in the split second before he died, I bet Scratchy appreciated his birthday present.
  Do you see how this relates to us? Bart: Hey, you want that once-a-year empty gesture?...
• Lisa: [wakes up Bart] Bart: Lisa! It's 6am! Something's wrong.
  Dad died! Lisa: No no, he's fine! Bart: Well, whaddya know, I'm relieved. -- "Stark Raving Dad...
• Homer: [talking in his sleep] pancakes... football.
  .. boobies... pork rinds... waffles... Man: [to his stuffed animal] Bubbles, it's going to be a long night....
• Bart: Hey, Mom! Dad's in a mental institution! Marge
  Oh, my God... Mother was right! -- "Stark Raving Dad...
• Aagh! Pink? Marge, I can't wear a pink shirt to work.
  Everybody wears white shirts. I'm not popular enough to be different....