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• I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent less time proving that he can outwit Nature and more time tasting her sweetness and respecting her seniority.
  -- E.B. White...
• The only thing better than time well spent is time well wasted.
• A man met a beautiful young woman in a bar. They got along well, shared dinner, and had a marvelous evening.
  When he left her, he told her that he had really enjoyed their time together, and hoped to see her again, soon....
• Probably no invention came more easily to man than when he thought up heaven. -- G. C. Lichtenberg
• A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.
  -- Herb Cae...
• Time spent in laughter is well invested.
• Dancing is wonderful training for girls; it's the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.
• Once upon a time there were three brothers who were knights in a certain kingdom.
  And, there was a Princess in a neighboring kingdom who was of marriageable age....
• Bart: I never heard Maggie laugh like that before. Lisa
  Well, when was the last time Dad gave her that kind of attention?...