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Dancing Is Wonderful Training For Girls; It's The First Way You Learn To Guess What A Man Is Going To Do Before He Does It.
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Dancing is wonderful training for girls; it's the first way you learn to
guess what a man is going to do before he does it.
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At the hospital, a doctor is training an intern on how to announce bad news to the patients.
The doctor tells the intern "This man in 305 is going to die in six months....
You have a wonderful way of going out of your way to be wonderful.
Bart: Well, I had a run-in with a... bully. Marge
[bursts in] A bully!? Homer: [annoyed] Come on, Marge!...
My friend Sappo was real depressed. He said, "I can't get any girls.
I said, "Don't worry, listen, tomorrow we're going swimming....
When in doubt, do what the President does -- guess.
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...