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A Bowl Of Oatmeal Tried To Stare Me Down -- And Won. -- John Prine
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A bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down -- And won.
-- John Prine
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You may see me tonight with an illegal smile. It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while.
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Hey, Quaker Oates...make me some oatmeal, I'm hungry.
Oatmeal raisin.
It's a touchdown for halfback Dan Beer-dorf! Duff Dry has won the Duff Bowl! -- "Lisa the Greek
Cupid and my Campaspe play'd At cards for kisses: Cupid paid.
He stakes his quiver, bow, and arrows, His mother's doves, and team of sparrow...
Burns: Meltdown alert? Mad dog drill? Blimp attack?
Ah... I think a good old-fashioned fire drill today....
There's been no top authority saying what marijuana does to you.
I really don't know that much about it. I tried it once but it didn't do anything to me....