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• When the lights are out, no one can see you hip-check Quaker Oates.
• I am just going outside and may be some time. -- Captain Lawrence Oates' Last Word
• You're so out to lunch you make me hungry.
• Lisa: Hey, I _am_ above average! So what if Alison's ahead of me?
  There's no shame in being second. [imagines] Announce...
• I am a Quaker. In case of emergency, please be quiet.
• I can't diet for medical reasons, it makes me HUNGRY!
• Ya know, Quaker Oats make you feel good twice!
• A bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down -- And won. -- John Prine
• HELP!!!! > >Does anybody know how to do the damnable 4x4x4 Rubik's Cube?
  can you give me >some hints? I can get two sides opposite to each other completed, but that's >it....