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• Flon's Law: There is not now, and never will be, a language in which it is the least bit difficult to write bad programs.
• dBase is the non-programming language in which non- programmers write non-program
• You are old, said the youth, and your programs don't run, And there isn't one language you like
  Yet of useful suggestions for help you have none -- Have you thought about taking a hike?...
• You are old," said the youth, "and your programs don't run, And there isn't one language you like
  Yet of useful suggestions for help you have none -- Have you thought about taking a hike?...
• APL is a write-only language. I can write programs in APL, but I can't read any of them.
  -- Roy Kei...
• APL is a write-only language. I can write programs in APL, but I can't read any of them.
  -- Roy Kei...