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• Dogs crawl under fences... software crawls under Windows 95.
• Dogs crawl under gates, software crawls under Windows!
• The software said it requires Windows 3.1 or better, so I installed Linux.
• Adding manpower to a late software project only makes it later. -- Brook's Law
• McChristy's Computer Axioms: 1. Back-up files are never complete.
  2. Software bugs are correctable only after the software is judged obsolete by the industry....
• My software can beat up your software.
• Software Independent: Won't work with ANY software.
• They say never to buy a "0" release of software. Windows 2000 has 3 of 'em.
  -- A .sig spotted on an anti-Microsoft mailing li...
• Microsoft is to Software as McDonalds is to Cuisine.