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McChristy's Computer Axioms: 1. Back-up Files Are Never Complete.
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McChristy's Computer Axioms: 1. Back-up files are never
complete. 2. Software bugs are correctable only after the
software is judged obsolete by the industry.
Related:
hovelware /shuh'v*l-weir`/ n. 1. Extra software dumped onto a CD-ROM or tape to fill up the remaining space on the medium after the software distribution it's intended to carry
but not integrated with the distribution. 2. A slipshod compilation of software dumped onto a CD-ROM without much care for organization or even usability....
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
fry 1. vi. To fail. Said especially of smoke-producing hardware failures.
More generally, to become non-working. Usage: never said of software, only of hardware and humans....
Software Bugs? Exterminators 'R U
Black holes are bugs in nature's software.
There is no Windows software;only WINOS2 software
wetware /wet'weir/ n. [prob. from the novels of Rudy Rucker] 1.
The human nervous system, as opposed to computer hardware or software....
front end n. 1. An intermediary computer that does set-up and filtering for another (usually more powerful but less friendly) machine (a `back end').
2. What you're talking to when you have a conversation with someone who is making replies without paying attention....
front end: n. 1. An intermediary computer that does set-up and filtering for another (usually more powerful but less friendly) machine (a `back end').
2. What you're talking to when you have a conversation with someone who is making replies without paying attention....