A box has nine ears of corn in it. A
squirrel carries out three ears a day,
but it takes him nine days to carry
all the corn away. Why?
Carries an ear of corn and
two ears for hearing...
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And he gave it for his opinion, that whoever could make two ears of
co or two blades of grass, to grow upon a spot of ground where
only one grew before, would deserve better of mankind, and do more
essential service to his country, than the whole race of politicians
put together....