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• No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! -- "Monty Python", British television show
• There are two real incentives toward reducing your weight during the summer season.
  One is a swim suit that all too easily shows where the bulges are that should't be, and the other is that lawn chair that gets up when you do, and goes with you!...
• Mary had a little RAM -- too bad she couldn't run Windoze.
• A conservative is one who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
• Bart: [laughing at I&S] You know, this isn't so bad.
  I'll just spend the summer getting better acquainted with an old friend called television....
• Generalizations (as a rule) are bad.
• Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
  -- George Bu...
• Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
  -- George Bu...