There Is One Thing More Exasperating Than A Spouse Who Can Cook And Won't, And That's A Spouse Who Can't Cook And Will.

There Is One Thing More Exasperating Than A Spouse Who Can Cook And Won't, And That's A Spouse Who Can't Cook And Will.

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There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't,
and that's a spouse who can't cook and will.

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