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• You are a stupid, square-headed, bald git, aren't you, eh?
  [there is a cut here] I'm pointing at you, yes, I'm pointing at you, but I'm not actually addressing you...
• A lot of people have said that this country is coming apart at the seams.
  .. ... for God's sake, this is America! -- George Bush...
• The one thing that can be safely said about the great majority of people is that we don't want them around.
  -- P. J. O'Rourke...
• If you want to be popular, ask a lot of people for advice.
  If you want to be wise, ignore the advice....
• Tom Kite: Now, you don't want to overthink. Home
  Not an issue. Tom Kite: Keep your head down. Home...
• I could recommend mescaline to everyone. Listen, there's a lot of people in this room.
  If one of you fell off a roof someday, if you did that in your normal state of mind--forget it....
• There is no greater sign of a general decay of virtue in a nation, than a want of zeal in its inhabitants for the good of their country.
  -- Joseph Addiso...
• Marge: And remember, every morning give one bowl of Kibble to Santa's Little Helper.
  Do you want me to write any of this down? Abe...
• Golf, there's a thing that torments you and won't let you enjoy yourself.
  You've got to relax. I got out of this country's worst sand trap with just one stroke....