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• You can use this thing for WORK???
• You know what I like about hookers? It doesn't matter what line you use on them, because they all work.
  -- Kip Addotta...
• A lot of software developers are seduced by the old "80/20" rule.
  It seems to make a lot of sense: 80% of the people use 20% of the features....
• MVS may be slow... but you sure need to know a lot to use it.
• You can learn a lot about people by their luggage.
• The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good. John Barrymore
• LEO (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader.
  Others think you are pushy. Most Leo people are bullies....
• Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.
  -- Penn Jillette...
• The easiest computers to use are those you don't have to.