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Channeling Is Just Bad Ventriloquism. You Use Another Voice, But People Can See Your Lips Moving.
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Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice,
but people can see your lips moving.
-- Penn Jillette
Related:
You shouldn't think about *how* we're doing this. You should ask yourself, 'why?
' -- Penn Jillette...
I can tell you're lying. Your lips are moving.
And in your dreams you can see yourself As a prophet saving the world The words from your lips I just can't believe you are such A fool.
-- Frank Zappa, "Oh No"....
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A:His lips are moving.
You're so stupid you can't read a Scrabble tile without moving your lips!
Channeling is when something invades your body and makes you talk funny and say strange things.
..which is what happens to most people when they drink too much....
Recently deceased blues guitarist Stevie Ray Vaughan "comes to" after his death.
He sees Jimi Hendrix sitting next to him, tuning his guitar....
You can preach a better sermon with your life than with your lips.
The problem of narcotics is dreadfully serious. You'd be surprised at the people you see in your everyday life who use drugs.
I knew a fellow who had a habit. Very bad habit. In fact, his habit got so bad I stopped selling to him....