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• The way some people find fault, you'd think there was some kind of reward.
• Troy: [voiceover] When Springfield legalized gambling, Homer became a blackjack dealer -- and comedy was in the cards.
  Blofeld: 20. Your move, Mr. Bond. Bond: I'll take a hit, dealer....
• Kent: This is hour 57 of our live, round-the-clock coverage outside the Simpson estate.
  Remember, by the way, to tune in at 8:00 for highlights of today's vigil, including when the garbage man came and when Marge Simpson put the cat out....
• I must go seek some dew-drops here, And hang a pearl in every cowslip's ear.
  -- William Shakespeare...
• Homer: Lord help me, I'm just not that bright. Marge
  Oh, Homer, don't say that. The way I see it, you raised three children who could knock out and hog-tie a perfect stranger, you must be doing &l...
• The most peaceable way for you if you do take a thief, is to let him show himself what he is and steal out of your company.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Much Ado about Nothing -- Act iii, Sc. 3...
• Send a thief to catch a thief.
• The only way to have real success in science, the field I'm familiar with, is to describe the evidence very carefully without regard to the way you feel it should be.
  If you have a theory, you must try to explain what's good and what's bad about it equally....
• It is November first 1940; in the famous sound stage of THE WIZARD OF OZ on the MGM lot, a little man is lying face-up on the yellow brick road.
  His wide eyes stare upward into the blinding stage lights....