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• VMS /V-M-S/ n. DEC's proprietary operating system for its VAX minicompute
  one of the seven or so environments that loom largest in hacker folklore....
• VMS: /V-M-S/ n. DEC's proprietary operating system for its VAX minicompute
  one of the seven or so environments that loom largest in hacker folklore....
• This piece is chock full of omissions.
• System/3! System/3! See how it runs! See how it runs!
  Its monitor loses so totally It runs all its programs in RPG!...
• Twas midnight, and the UNIX hacks Did gyre and gimble in their cave All mimsy was the CS-VAX And Cory raths outgrabe.
  "Beware the software rot, my son! The faults that bite, the jobs that thrash!...
• Twas midnight, and the UNIX hacks Did gyre and gimble in their cave All mimsy was the CS-VAX And Cory raths outgrave.
  Beware the software rot, my son! The faults that bite, the jobs that thrash!...
• The worst thing you can do to a VAX/VMS system is log in.
  -- Heard at a DECUS VAX Performance Semina...