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The Worst Thing You Can Do To A VAX/VMS System Is Log In.
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The worst thing you can do to a VAX/VMS system is log in.
-- Heard at a DECUS VAX Performance Seminar
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There once was a system called VMS Of cycles by no means abstemious.
It's chock full of hacks And runs on a VAX And makes my poor stomach all squeamious....
Stinginess with privileges is kindness in disguise. -- Guide to VAX/VMS Security, Sep. 1984
Unix and the world Unix with you; VAX and you VAX alone.
VMS /V-M-S/ n. DEC's proprietary operating system for its VAX minicompute
one of the seven or so environments that loom largest in hacker folklore....
VMS: /V-M-S/ n. DEC's proprietary operating system for its VAX minicompute
one of the seven or so environments that loom largest in hacker folklore....
One of the questions that comes up all the time i
How enthusiastic is our support for UNIX? Unix was written on our machines and for our machines many years ago....
One of the questions that comes up all the time i
How enthusiastic is our support for UNIX? Unix was written on our machines and for our machines many years ago....