There's A New Outfit In New York City Called New York Pride, Which Is
Attempting To Get New Yorkers To At Least Pretend That They Don't Hate
Everybody.
There's a new outfit in New York City called New York Pride, which is
attempting to get New Yorkers to at least pretend that they don't hate
everybody. This program resulted from a survey in which researchers
asked tourists how come they didn't want to come back to New York, and
the tourists said it was because there was so much mean-spiritedness.
So the researchers spat on them.
-- Dave Barry