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• There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse! -- Calvi
• There's no problem that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse. -- Calvin and Hobbe
• I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal. -- Calvin & Hobbe
• Be careful or be roadkill. -- Calvin, "Calvin and Hobbe
• You know how Einstein got bad grades as a kid? Well, MINE are even WORSE!" -- Calvi
• It's amazing! All natural laws can be reduced to one simple, unifying equation!
  "Really? What is it?" "Already my powerful brain is bored with such simple problems and is now working on why girls are so obnoxious....
• Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
  -- Calvin & Hobbe...
• The world bores you when you're cool." -- Calvin & Hobbe