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• There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse! -- Calvi
• There's no problem that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse. -- Calvin and Hobbe
• You know how Einstein got bad grades as a kid? Well, MINE are even WORSE!" -- Calvi
• There is hardly a thing in the world that some man can not make a little worse and sell a little cheaper.
• A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
  -- Calvi...
• How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts?
  Guilt gifts are nicer....
• Burns: Now before we begin, let me make one thing clear for you.
  I want your legal advice. I even pay for it. But to me you're all vipers!...
• While it may be true that a watched pot never boils, the one you don't keep an eye on can make an awful mess of your stove.
  -- Edward Stevenso...