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  -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-Gla...
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  "I've had nothing yet," Alice replied in an offended tone...
• I sent a letter to the fish, I told them, This is what I wish.
  The little fishes of the sea, They sent an answer back to me....
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  The little fishes of the sea, They sent an answer back to me....
• Then you should say what you mean," the March Hare went on.
  "I do," Alice hastily replied; "at least - at least I mean what I say - that's the same thing, you know....
• Who are you? said the caterpiller. Alice replied rather shyly
  I -- I hardly know, Sir, just at present -- at least I know who I was when I got up this morning, but I think I must have changed several times since then....
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  Those William's would be better unread -- Do these facts never fill you with shame?...
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