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There's Nothing Wrong With You That An Expensive Operation Can't Prolong. -- Graham Chapma
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There's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.
-- Graham Chapman
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A murderer is only an extroverted suicide. -- Graham Chapma
Do what you can to prolong your life, in the hope that someday you'll learn what it's for.
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When Beethoven went deaf, the mynah bird just used to mime. -- Graham Chapma
When nothing can possibly go wrong, it will.
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The state, it cannot be too often repeated, does nothing and can give nothing which it does not take from somebody.
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