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When Beethoven Went Deaf, The Mynah Bird Just Used To Mime. -- Graham Chapma
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When Beethoven went deaf, the mynah bird just used to mime.
-- Graham Chapman
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A murderer is only an extroverted suicide. -- Graham Chapma
There's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong. -- Graham Chapma
Bach was the most famous composer in the world, and so was Handel.
Handel was half German, half Italian and half English....
Her dentist went deaf from the drill's echoes.
I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off. -- Graham Chapma
When the bird and the bird book disagree, believe the bird.
No, I'm not deaf.. I'm just ignoring you.
When we are not sure, we are alive. -- Graham Greene
People tell me when I'm deaf.
