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• Boy, time really flies when you're reading... [sees what he's holding] The Bible!
  ? Ewww.... -- Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
• You may be redneck... if your all-time favorite movie is "Cannonball Run".
• You may be redneck... if your all-time favorite movie is "Deliverance.
• We have all passed a lot of water since then.
  -- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant turned famous movie produce...
• The Great Movie Posters: HOODLUMS FROM ANOTHER WORLD ON A RAY-GUN RAMPAGE!
  -- Teenagers from Outher Space (1959) Which will be Her Mate....
• Troy: [laughing] That's too funny! I can't remember when I've heard a funnier anecdote.
  [laughing] All right, now you tell one. Selma: Well, not much happens to me....
• I think a good way to get into a movie is to show up where they're making the movie, then stick a big cactus plant onto you buttocks and start yowling and running around.
  Everyone would think it was funny, and the head movie guy would say, "Hey, let's put him in the movie....
• PORNO WESTERN -- a movie in which all the guys are hung.
• on a film set of a tenement) Goldwyn : Why is everything so dirty here?
  Director : Because it's supposed to be a slum area....