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• Ah, nothing beats a good porno movie. -- Chief Wiggum, "I Love Lisa
• The entire economy of the Western world is built on things that cause cancer.
  -- From the 1985 movie Bli...
• What kind of music do you have? - We have both kinds!
  - ?? - Both country AND western. -- from the movie "The Blues Brothe...
• In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona.
  First were the Amatis, and outside their shop hung a sig...
• HORSE I begin to seriously doubt the viability of a dictionary that defines "horse" as "a soft-hoofed ungulate.
  A horse is actually any four legged creature in a Western movie....
• All red-haired guys are good golfers.
• I should have been a country-western singer. After all, I'm older than most western countries.
  -- George Bu...
• Wiggum: Now if any of you ever <think> of drinking and driving again, this film will scare the pants off of you.
  {[shows movie, but it's of Wiggum in Speedos, in a kiddie pool]} Woma...
• I share the belief of many of my contemporaries that the spiritual crisis pervading all spheres of Western industrial society can be remedied only by a change in our world view.
  We shall have to shift from the materialistic, dualistic belief that people and their environment are separate, toward a new consciousness of an all-encompassing reality, which embraces the experiencing ego, a reality in which people feel their oneness with animate nature and all of creation....