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There Was A Young Lady Named Bright, Whose Speed Was Far Faster Than Light.
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There was a young lady named Bright,
Whose speed was far faster than light.
She went out one day,
In a relative way,
And returned the previous night!
-- Reginald Buller
Related:
Nothing is faster than the speed of light.
Early, bright, transient, chaste as morning dew, She sparkled, was exhal'd and went to heaven.
-- Edward Young (1684-1765) - Night Thoughts, Night v, Line 600...
There was a young man named Crockett Whose balls got caught in a socket.
His wife was a bitch, And she threw the switch, As Crockett went off like a rocket....
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
-- Woody Alle...
In the beginning there was only one kind of Mathematician, created by the Great Mathamatical Spirit form the Book
he Topologist. And they grew to large numbers and prospered....
Failed the bright promise of your early day. -- Reginald Heber (1783-1826) -- Palestine
Nothing is faster than the speed of light ... To prove this to yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before the light comes on.