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There Will Always Be Mimes And Ventriloquists To Make Us Miserable.
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There will always be mimes and ventriloquists to make us miserable.
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The simple life is your key. It will make you miserable.
To make yourself miserable, cultivate a consistently pessimistic outlook.
To make yourself miserable, put an excessive value on money.
Mimes do it without a sound.
Ventriloquists do it with ther mouths closed.
Have mercy upon us miserable sinners. -- Book of Common Prayer -- The Litany
There is no situation, no matter how miserable, that the police cannot make worse
To make yourself miserable, don't forget to feel sorry for yourself.
To make yourself miserable, forget the feelings and rights of other people.