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• We are born with our eyes closed and our mouths open, and we spend our whole lives trying to reverse that mistake of nature.
  -- Dale E. Turne...
• Professional mail reader on closed modem. Do not attempt.
• Window closed - Do not look inside -- WindowError: 012
• Window closed - Do not look outside -- WindowError: 00D
• There will always be mimes and ventriloquists to make us miserable.
• Bart: All they do is kiss. Marge: How cute! [turns to leave, then catches herself] They don't open their mouths, do they?
  Bart: No. Marge: How cute! -- Both feet on the ground, please....
• Out of the mouths of babes does often come cereal.
• Some mouths resemble Energizers, they keep going.
• Wise words in the mouths of fools oft belie.