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  -- John L. Shelto...
• The tire is only flat on the bottom. -- John L. Shelto
• There are not enough storage registers to solve the problem. -- John L. Shelto
• The user will forget mathematics in proportion to the complexity of the calculator.
  -- John L. Shelto...
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• Rechargeable batteries die at the most critical time of the most complex problem.
  -- John L. Shelto...
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  No matter where you stand, no matter how far or fast you flee, when it hits the fan, as much as possible will be propelled in your direction, and almost none will be returned to the source....