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  -- John L. Shelto...
• The user will forget mathematics in proportion to the complexity of the calculator.
  -- John L. Shelto...
• Thermal paper will run out before the calculation is complete. -- John L. Shelto
• The tire is only flat on the bottom. -- John L. Shelto
• There are not enough storage registers to solve the problem. -- John L. Shelto
• No matter where you stand, no matter how far or fast you flee, when it hits the fan, as much as possible will be propelled in your direction, and almost none will be returned to the source.
  -- John L. Shelto...
• Middle age: When your age starts to show at your middle.
• Why You Can't Run When There's Trouble in the Office
  No matter where you stand, no matter how far or fast you flee, when it hits the fan, as much as possible will be propelled in your direction, and almost none will be returned to the source....