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• I, on the other hand, am a well-rounded human being
  with a degree from the University of Life, a diploma from the School of Hard Knocks, and three old stars from the Kindergarten of Getting the Shit Kicked Out Of Me....
• Physicists do it on accelerated frames.
• Resist, expose, or stop immediately every public school or group sex education program, no matter what it is called or how it is diffused into the curriculum.
  -- Fr....
• Opportunity knocks but once.
• In adversity a man is saved by hope. -- Menande
• Riches cover a multitude of woes. -- Menande
• Opportunity knocks but temptation rings the bell.
• If law school is so hard to get through, how come there are so many lawyers? -- Calvin Trilli