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The Seafood In Any Restaurant Is Always Fresh, Even In Nebraska, If You Ask Before Your Order It.
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The seafood in any restaurant is always fresh, even in Nebraska, if you ask
before your order it.
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May your caffeine sources always be fresh.
Seafood brought in by customers will not be entertained. -- Restaurant sign in Langkawi, Malaysia
Dear Miss Manners: I carry a big black umbrella, even if there's just a thirty percent chance of rain.
May I ask a young lady who is a stranger to me to share its protection?...
Make a small scene outside a seafood restaurant. Accuse them of sauteeing your best friend.
Glare at everyone who comes out. -- More things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
If you don't write to complain, you'll never receive your order.
If you do write, you will receive your order before your tacky letter reaches the company....
New Hampshire law forbids you to tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.
ORDER The process of telling the waiter what you would like to eat, preferably a choice from that on the menu.
Following the ordering process, you will make a note of everything that they forget to bring you, and finally find the courage to kick up a stink when the meal's over and everyone's leaving....