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• Revenge is a dish best served... with tangy Miracle Whip!
• No wonder can last more than three days.
• Whip it, whip it good!
• If penicillin is such a wonder drug, how come it can't cure bread mold? -- Ron Smith
• Whip it, baby. Whip it right. Whip it, baby. Whip it all night!
• Cast thy bread upon the waters; for thou shalt find it after many days.
  -- Old Testament -- Ecclesiastes xi, 1...
• If birth is a miracle, is not death also a miracle?
• Thirty days hath Septober, April, June, and no wonder.
  all the rest have peanut butter except my father who wears red suspenders....
• Thirty days hath Septober, April, June, and no wonder.
  all the rest have peanut butter except my father who wears red suspenders....