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If Penicillin Is Such A Wonder Drug, How Come It Can't Cure Bread Mold? -- Ron Smith
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If penicillin is such a wonder drug, how come it can't cure bread mold?
-- Ron Smith
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If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.
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