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The Secret Of Staying Young Is To Live Honestly, Eat Slowly, And Lie About Your Age.
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie
about your age.
-- Lucille Ball
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I'd rather regret the things I have done than the things that I haven't. -- Lucille Ball
The days in one's life that stand out most vividly are the days when one learns something.
LUCILLE BALL...
The secret of true genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm.
-- Aldous Huxley...
Socrates said, "Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live.
-- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- How a Young Man ought to hear Poems, 4...
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it is a secret about a secret veiled by a secret....
Marge: Kids, your father and I are going through a really tough time right now, and I don't know what's going to happen.
But just remember both your Mom and your Dad love you very, very much....
Use a make-up table with everything close at hand and don't rush
otherwise you'll look like a patchwork quilt. -- Lucille Ball...