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These Days The Necessities Of Life Cost You About Three Times What They Used To, And Half The Time They Aren't Even Fit To Drink.
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These days the necessities of life cost you about three times what
they used to,
and half the time they aren't even fit to drink.
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These days the necessities of life cost you about three times what they used to, and half the time they aren't even fit to drink.
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God!" he cried, "rescue me from loneliness and despair!...